Klaske - 18 July 2008 09:55 PM
Voor elke liefhebber van Harry Potter musical parodietjes:
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/musical/table5.htm
En even een speciale link for the “One Day More” parodie :
http://home.att.net/~coriolan/musical/magiciens.htm#OneYearMore
Volgens mij is een professionele echte musical inderdaad al in de maak…
Haha geweldig!!!!
Horror of Hogwarts
To the tune of Angel of Music
UMBRIDGE:
Mwaheee, mwahaaa,
Mwahaaahoho!
RON:
Where in the world has she been hiding?
Really, she’s perverted.
I only wish, that I could kill her.
This crazy new teacher.
HERMIONE:
Umbridge, she spoke of some changes
That she would make around here
Now in her class, I can sense them.
And they give me fear.
HARRY:
There in her class, I felt her staring
She hates me, why, it’s clear.
Somehow I know she’s up to something.
She’s the worst of the gits here.
By the way, I have been dreaming
Dreaming of halls I walk through
Ending in doors that won’t open.
RON:
Where?
HARRY:
I have no clue!
RON:
Horror of Hogwarts, Dolores Umbridge!
HERMIONE:
Forcing on us her lies!
(HARRY:
Why did she come here, this)
TRIO:
Horror of Hogwarts, our worst teacher.
RON:
How long ‘till some kid dies?
HARRY:
She’s evil, holy cow!
HERMIONE:
Your hands, they bleed…
Your face, you’re pale, it’s white
HARRY:
Don’t worry… I’m not frightened…
Scene Four: The Dreams
To the tune of The Mirror/The Phantom of the Opera
This song covers several of Harry’s more disturbing dreams
VOLDEMORT:
This foolish boy,
I live within him
He feels my pain, my joy
Ignorant fools,
His friends don’t realize
How I control this boy.
HARRY:
What is this? I feel weak, I’m tired.
Yet I just woke, what’s wrong?
I heard somebody speak, I know it
But everyone here’s sleeping.
VOLDEMORT:
Go back to sleep, and I’ll show you.
Here where Rookwood and I hide.
You’ll see my face in the mirror
When you look inside!
HARRY:
What’s wrong, is this me, Voldemort’s face?
No… it’s just me… Harry…
Horror at Hogwarts, not just Umbridge,
Part of it is in me.
VOLDEMORT:
I weave the dreams that you follow
You have the mind that I swallow…
I weave the dreams that you follow
You have the mind that I swallow…
HARRY:
In sleep, it rose in me
In dreams, it came
There’s something dark in me
I can’t explain.
And do I dream again
For now I find
The presence of Lord Voldemort is there
Inside my mind.
VOLDEMORT:
Come once again with me,
A strange duet,
My influence on you
Grows stronger yet.
You say that you loathe me
Don’t be unkind.
You only loathe yourself, since I am here,
Inside your mind.
HARRY:
I still have my own face
But now I fear
I’m not the only person
VOLDEMORT:
Inside here!
HARRY:
My body
VOLDEMORT:
And my will!
BOTH:
In one combined.
The presence of Lord Voldemort is here
VOLDEMORT:
Inside your mind.
And no one at your school
Will ever see
The hero and Dark Lord
HARRY:
Are both… just me?
VOLDEMORT:
Now down the path again
Don’t glance behind.
No time for looking back when Voldemort’s
Ensnared your mind.
